IN (for now):
1. Play to Win the Game (8-3)
2. Sobchak Security (8-3)
3. Favre Failure Wagon (8-3)
4. Undefeated (7-4)
5. Pack Men (7-4)
6. Brown's Backups (7-4)
ON THE BUBBLE (so close):
7. Mad Max's Mama (6-5)
MUST WIN OUT (and get a little help):
8. Sexual Chocolate (5-6)
9. The Little Guy (5-6)
OUT:
10. RN to the Rescue (4-7)
11. Boycott LA (4-7)
12. Boss Hogg (3-8)
13. G-Unit (3-8)
14. Two-Hand Touch (2-9)
*Remember that tie-breaks are determined by total points scored. A lot of teams have the same record so, one loss could mean a huge drop in the standings. SO UPDATE YOUR ROSTERS!
BARN-BURNER OF THE WEEK:
** Favre Failure Wagon (Steve) DEF Undefeated (Bob) by 2.50 points **
It wasn't over until late Monday night, when Brandon Lloyd (WR - Den / 11.40) caught a touchdown to break Steve's three-game winning streak and knock Undefeated out of first place. Both teams had a pretty good game, but Steve's team was more consistent across the board. Next week FFW (8-3) plays G-Unit (3-8) and UD (7-4) plays Sexual Chocolate (5-6).
Rick maintained a share of first place with a victory thanks to another solid game from LeSean McCoy (RB - Phi / 21.25) and -I'm not kidding here- David Garrard (QB - Jac / 18.21). Brett Favre (QB - Min / 8.69) didn't do Sam any favors, though Nick Folk (K - NYJ / 17.00) continues to kick ass. Next week SS (8-3) plays Boss Hogg (3-8) and G-Unit (3-8) will look to spoil the chances of Favre Failure Wagon (8-3).
Thanks to another great game from Aaron Rodgers (QB - GB / 40.65) and Fred Jackson (RB - Buf / 29.70), Brett has continued his hot streak (seven wins in the last nine games). Kerri's team struggled pretty much across the board, including tepid games from Dustin Keller (TE - NYJ / 0.85) and Jahvid Best (RB - Det / 3.35). Next week PM (7-4) plays RN to the Rescue (4-7) and MMM (6-5) looks to get back into playoff contention against Two Hand Touch (2-9).
** Sexual Chocolate (John) DEF RN to the Rescue (Megan) by 11.96 points **
Thanks to Marques Colston (WR - NO / 19.65) and the Chicago defense (18.74), SC knocked RN down a couple of pegs. Megan was done no favors by Vince Young (QB - Ten / 8.21), a roster change she lamented later - Ryan Fitzpatrick (QB - Buf / 35.33) was left on her bench. Next week SC (5-6) plays Undefeated (7-4) and RN (4-7) plays Pack-Men (7-4).
** Two Hand Touch (Rex) DEF Boss Hogg (Jordan) by 17.58 points **
In a surprisingly strong game, Rex dealt a fatal blow to Jordan's chances of making the playoffs. Highest up in Rex's stable of high-scorers was Matt Ryan (QB - Atl / 28.63) and Pittsburgh (21.14). Boss Hogg had strong games from Maurice Jones-Drew (RB - Jac / 25.25) and Tom Brady (QB - NE / 23.96), but it wasn't enough. Next week THT (2-9) will battle Mad Max's Mama (6-5) and Boss Hogg (3-8) will look to knock Sobchak Security (8-3) out of first place.
** Brown's Backups (Josh) DEF The Little Guy (Kyle) by 23.51 points **
Poor Kyle. Pierre Garcon (WR - Ind / 4.35) had an uncharacteristically weak game, along with Anquan Boldin (WR - Bal / 0.20) and Garrett Hartley (K - NO / 1.00). All Josh needed was a few strong games like he got from Michael Turner (RB - Atl / 26.60) to seal the seal. Next week BB (7-4) looks to maintain his playoff spot against Boycott LA (4-6) and TLG (5-5) tries to prevent slipping out of playoff contention against Play to Win the Game (8-3).
ASS-KICKING OF THE WEEK:
** Play to Win the Game (Jeff) DEF Boycott LA (Matt) by 68.12 points **
That's a paddlin'. Drew Brees (QB - NO / 38.16) and Peyton Hillis (RB - Cle / 25.15) laid the smack down on the likes of Andre Johnson (WR - Hou / 2.60), Dan Carpenter (K - Mia / 0.00) and the Arizona defense (0.82). Next week PTW (8-3) plays The Little Guy (5-5) and BLA (4-7) plays Brown's Backups (7-4).
** Superstars of the Week **
1. Aaron Rodgers (QB – GB – Pack Men) 40.65 pts
2. Ben Roethlisberger (QB – Pit – Sobchak Security / DNS) 40.61 pts
3. Peyton Manning (QB – Ind – Favre Failure Wagon) 38.81 pts
4. Drew Brees (QB– NO – Play to Win the Game) 38.16 pts
5. Ryan Fitzpatrick (QB – Buf – RN to the Rescue / DNS) 35.33 pts
** AKOTW Standings **
1. Undefeated (3-0) - Week 2 +39.78 vs GrNeGgSnHaM, Week 3 +17.64 vs Brown’s Backups, Week 7 +58.84 vs Sobchak Security
2. Play to Win the Game (1-0) - Week 11 +68.12 vs Boycott LA
3. Boycott LA (1-2) - Week 8 +54.95 vs RN to the Rescue
4. Boss Hogg (1-0) - Week 9 +52.76 vs RN to the Rescue
5. Sexual Chocolate (1-1) - Week 5 +47.88 vs Boycott LA
6. GrNeGgSnHaM (1-3) Week 4 +41.58 vs Sexual Chocolate
7. Sobchak Security (1-1) - Week 10 +34.72 vs Mad Max's Mama
8. RN to the Rescue (1-2) - Week 6 +26.35 vs GrNeGgSnHaM
9. Mad Max’s Mama (1-1) - Week 1 +24.05 vs GrNeGgSnHaM
