With this round over our championship game has been decided! Who will take the crowning victory from this season and be deemed WORLD CHAMPION of fantasy football.
BARN-BURNER OF THE WEEK:
** RN to the Rescue DEF Ron Paul 4 Lyfe by 28.22 points **
Drew Brees (QB – NO / 29.39) is a sonofabitch and would once again lead RN to the Rescue to another playoff victory. Marshawn Lynch (RB – Sea / 23.55) would have a surprisingly great game against the vaunted 49er’s run defense. Ron Paul 4 Lyfe would leave deflated and demoralized after Ryan Fitzpatrick (QB – Buf / 8.02) and Dan Bailey (K – Dal / 1.00) would have turds of a game. Next week RN to the Rescue (9-5 Reg, 2-0 Playoff) will play in the championship matchup against Guns of the Navarone (9-5 Reg, 2-0 Playoff) while Ron Paul 4 Lyfe (7-7 Reg, 1-1 Playoff) will ride off into the sunset after being eliminated from the playoffs
** Guns of the Navarone DEF boss hogg by 11.06 points **
In this matchup neither team would roll over and die with a combined 16 players between the two teams scoring in the double digits. Guns of the Navarone would have his strongest games from both Maurice Jones-Drew (RB – Jac / 25.70) and Rashard Menderhall (RB – Pit / 22.80), cementing in this writer's opinion that this was the year of the running back in fantasy football. Boss Hogg would come out strong with Kahlil Bell (RB – Chi / 23.45) but was left with the bitter taste of disappointment from Nick Folk (K – NYJ / 1.00). Next week Guns of the Navarone (9-5 Reg, 2-0 Playoff) will fight to reclaim his league in the championship match against RN to the Rescue (9-5 Reg, 2-0 Playoff) while Boss Hogg (7-7 Reg, 1-1 Playoff) has been eliminated from the playoffs.
Next week in the most exciting, infuriating, and interesting matchup of the year two teams will fight for their right to be supreme champion! Will Jeff’s Eli “five-head” Manning be able to take on Megan’s Drew “The Dirty South” Brees? Our Madden 2012 simulator is predicting a blood bath of epic proportions! With all games being played on Sunday this week keep yourselves glued to the StatTracker while nursing that New Year’s hangover.
Thursday, December 29, 2011
Wednesday, December 21, 2011
Season 2011 Playoff Week 1 Recap
8 teams entered, only 4 survived. This is going to be another short recap week as your lowly writer is getting ready for a trip to New York to die in a snowdrift. On with the recaps!
BARN-BURNER OF THE WEEK:
** Ron Paul 4 Lyfe DEF The Little Guy by 18.43 points **
Extending his 4 game winning streak Ron Paul 4 Lyfe gambled on unproven T.J. Yates (QB – Hou / 5.39) and was sorely disappointed. It would be Ryan Matthews (RB – SD / 30.95) with the season saving win for RP4L. The Little Guy scored nicely with Cam Newton (QB – Car / 22.53) but would be let down by 9 of his 12 players who failed to break the double digit mark. Next week Ron Paul 4 Lyfe (7-7 Reg. 1-0 Playoff) will play RN to the Rescue (9-5 Reg. 1-0 Playoff) while The Little Guy (8-6 Reg. 0-1 Playoff) has been eliminated from the playoffs.
** Guns of the Navarone DEF two hand touch by 23.60 points **
For two hand touch this was a tough matchup but to make matters worse he would make a fatal mistake by starting crippled Bears superstar, Matt Forte (RB – Chi / 0.00), thus sealing his doom. It was a shame as Guns of the Navarone’s Eli Manning (QB – NYG / 1.44) and Tony Gonzales (TE – Atl / 0.95) would try to give the game away. Next week Guns of the Navarone (9-5 Reg. 1-0 Playoff) will play Boss Hogg (7-7 Reg. 1-0 Playoff) while two hand touch (7-7 Reg. 0-1 Playoff) has been eliminated from the playoffs.
** Boss Hogg DEF browns backups by 42.03 points **
In an upset against once vaunted browns backups, Boss Hogg would prove that he has what it takes to be league champion. Big games from London Fletcher (LB – Was / 23.00) and Jason Pierre-Paul (DE – NYG / 25.50) would pile it on for Boss Hogg. browns backups despite having great games from Peyton Hillis (RB – Cle / 24.65) and Michael Turner (RB – Atl / 19.25) would be dominated all day long. Next week Boss Hogg (7-7 Reg. 1-0 Playoff) will play Guns of the Navarone (9-5 Reg. 1-0 Playoff) while browns backups (10-4 Reg. 0-1 Playoff) has been eliminated from the playoffs.
** RN to the Rescue DEF PorNada by 55.58 points **
It’s almost unfair to go against someone who has both Drew Brees (QB – NO / 42.14) and Marshawn “beef moe” Lynch (RB – Sea / 24.85) but PorNada was caught in the gunsites of this mighty duo this week. PorNada’s Aaron Rodgers (QB – GB / 21.50) had his poorest game of the season while Denver (Def – Den / -0.50) would roll over and die without a fight. Next week RN to the Rescue (9-5 Reg. 1-0 Playoff) will play Ron Paul 4 Lyfe (7-7 Reg. 1-0 Playoff) while PorNada (7-7 Reg. 0-1 Playoff) has been eliminated from the playoffs.
Well that’s it folks. We will have a much more in depth recap next week when we do our 2011 championship preview. Happy Holidays!
BARN-BURNER OF THE WEEK:
** Ron Paul 4 Lyfe DEF The Little Guy by 18.43 points **
Extending his 4 game winning streak Ron Paul 4 Lyfe gambled on unproven T.J. Yates (QB – Hou / 5.39) and was sorely disappointed. It would be Ryan Matthews (RB – SD / 30.95) with the season saving win for RP4L. The Little Guy scored nicely with Cam Newton (QB – Car / 22.53) but would be let down by 9 of his 12 players who failed to break the double digit mark. Next week Ron Paul 4 Lyfe (7-7 Reg. 1-0 Playoff) will play RN to the Rescue (9-5 Reg. 1-0 Playoff) while The Little Guy (8-6 Reg. 0-1 Playoff) has been eliminated from the playoffs.
** Guns of the Navarone DEF two hand touch by 23.60 points **
For two hand touch this was a tough matchup but to make matters worse he would make a fatal mistake by starting crippled Bears superstar, Matt Forte (RB – Chi / 0.00), thus sealing his doom. It was a shame as Guns of the Navarone’s Eli Manning (QB – NYG / 1.44) and Tony Gonzales (TE – Atl / 0.95) would try to give the game away. Next week Guns of the Navarone (9-5 Reg. 1-0 Playoff) will play Boss Hogg (7-7 Reg. 1-0 Playoff) while two hand touch (7-7 Reg. 0-1 Playoff) has been eliminated from the playoffs.
** Boss Hogg DEF browns backups by 42.03 points **
In an upset against once vaunted browns backups, Boss Hogg would prove that he has what it takes to be league champion. Big games from London Fletcher (LB – Was / 23.00) and Jason Pierre-Paul (DE – NYG / 25.50) would pile it on for Boss Hogg. browns backups despite having great games from Peyton Hillis (RB – Cle / 24.65) and Michael Turner (RB – Atl / 19.25) would be dominated all day long. Next week Boss Hogg (7-7 Reg. 1-0 Playoff) will play Guns of the Navarone (9-5 Reg. 1-0 Playoff) while browns backups (10-4 Reg. 0-1 Playoff) has been eliminated from the playoffs.
** RN to the Rescue DEF PorNada by 55.58 points **
It’s almost unfair to go against someone who has both Drew Brees (QB – NO / 42.14) and Marshawn “beef moe” Lynch (RB – Sea / 24.85) but PorNada was caught in the gunsites of this mighty duo this week. PorNada’s Aaron Rodgers (QB – GB / 21.50) had his poorest game of the season while Denver (Def – Den / -0.50) would roll over and die without a fight. Next week RN to the Rescue (9-5 Reg. 1-0 Playoff) will play Ron Paul 4 Lyfe (7-7 Reg. 1-0 Playoff) while PorNada (7-7 Reg. 0-1 Playoff) has been eliminated from the playoffs.
Well that’s it folks. We will have a much more in depth recap next week when we do our 2011 championship preview. Happy Holidays!
Wednesday, December 14, 2011
Season 2011 Week 14 Recap
All good things must come to an end, as such with the final game of the regular season. This has been a great year for new players with only 3 owners entering the playoffs with 2010 playoff credentials. For all of those that are looking at the end of their season this week take heart, I and the rest of the league hope you had a fun time this season and come back to fight and take the trophy next year!
BARN-BURNER OF THE WEEK:
** two hand touch DEF Guns of the Navarone by 2.81 points **
Guns of the Navarone had no chance against two hand touch’s Matt Ryan’s (QB – Atl / 34.10) mighty arm. In a fight that would land two hand touch the #7 seed his quarterback as well as San Diego (DEF – SD / 23.12) would let him eek out a win against #2 seed Guns of the Navarone. GotN would try to play the spoiler with a great game from running-back king Maurice Jones-Drew (RB – Jac / 45.80) while Eli Manning (QB – NYG / 21.60) would grant decent numbers. Both of these teams will be in a re-match next week with two hand touch (7-7) taking on Guns of the Navarone (9-5).
** Ron Paul 4 Lyfe DEF Sobchak Security by 5.13 points **
Two teams would enter the Thunderdome and only one would emerge. In a battle for a playoff spot Ron Paul 4 Lyfe would look towards his defensive players for a win. With high scorers Green Bay (Def – GB / 21.86) and D’Qwell Jackson (LB – Cle / 19.54) leading the way RP4L would take the #5 seed. Sobchak Security would put up great numbers from Shonn Greene (RB – NYJ / 28.10) and Chicago (Def – Chi / 19.22) but would fall short. It was to be noted that both teams had 0.00 Tight End games, weird! Next week Ron Paul 4 Lyfe (7-7) will play The Little Guy (8-5) while Sobchak Security (6-8) has been eliminated from the playoffs.
** Boss Hogg DEF RN to the Rescue by 5.76 points **
Was every playoff locked team sleeping on their laurels or what? Boss Hogg managed to nab the final playoff spot and a #8 seed with Derrick Johnson (LB – KC / 18.50) and Thomas Howard (LB – Cin / 16.50) picking up the slack for the otherwise lukewarm offensive performance. RN to the Rescue despite having Marshawn Lynch (RB – Sea / 24.15) beast mode on the Rams felt the bitter sting of defeat thanks to Mark Ingram’s (RB – NO / 0.00) non-productive game. Next week Boss Hogg (7-7) will play browns backups (10-4) while RN to the Rescue (9-5) will play PorNada (7-7).
** The Little Guy DEF Sex Panther by 10.69 points **
Sadly for Sex Panther, Matt Moore (QB – Mia / 5.55) would become a gibbering toddler after having his brain scrambled against the Eagles this weekend. Despite a great game from LeSean McCoy (RB – Phi / 29.80) Sex Panther would be left to huff his disgusting bits of panther while The Little Guy would lock up the #4 seed for the season. The Little Guy would benefit from Detroit (DEF – Det / 33.94) destroying their division rival the Vikings. Next week The Little Guy (8-6) will play Ron Paul 4 Lyfe (7-7) while Sex Panther (6-8) has been eliminated from the playoffs.
** PorNada DEF Pack-Men by 11.23 points **
Despite Aaron Rodgers (QB –GB / 17.32) having his poorest QBR of the season PorNada would send Pack-Men to a season end while taking the #6 seed. Pack-Men would cheer as Mason Crosby (K – GB / 23.00) had one of his strongest games but unfortunately Jerry Jones would call down to his defensive coach and demand that Dallas (Dal – DEF / -1.30) shit the bed in an epic fashion against the Giants. Next week PorNada (7-7) will play RN to the Rescue (9-5) while Pack-Men (6-8) has been eliminated from the playoffs.
** GrNeGgSnHaM DEF browns backups by 18.55 points **
Even with GrNeGgSnHaM’s past *cough losing* record it would not deter from a exceptional win against the current #1 seed. Bringing the heat for GrNeGgSnHaM was none other than Tony Romo (QB – Dal / 32.52) and Ray Rice (RB – Bal / 25.95) who would bury the competition. browns backups was a bit on the deflated side with Greg Jennings (WR – GB / 1.50) failing to put the team on his back while Carson Palmer (QB – Oak / 8.40) showing he was worthy of a 1st and 2nd round pick this year. Despite the great game GrNeGgSnHaM (4-10) has seen the end of the year while browns backups (10-4) will play Boss Hogg (7-7).
ASS-KICKING OF THE WEEK:
** Wildcats Rule DEF Mad Max’s Mama by 40.38 points **
Playing the spoiler Wildcats Rule was quoted as saying “If I can’t be in the playoffs well SCREWWWWW YOUUUUUU” and proved his point by dragging Mad Max’s Mama out of playoff contention. Wildcats Rule had an awesome showing from his defensive staff with 3 players hitting and surpassing the 20 point mark- Stephen Tulloch (LB – Det / 20.00), D.J. Williams (LB – Den / 21.50), and James Anderson (LB – Car / 24.00). Mad Max's Mama fought valiantly but fell short despite Ben Roethlisberger (QB – Pit / 17.20) and Philadelphia (DEF – Phi / 23.58) having great games. Next week neither team will play in the playoffs as they decided on a Rocky III style finish, knocking each other out at the end.
RON PAUL’S Stone Cold Lock of the Century of the Week:
I don’t know much about politics but I do know that RN to the Rescue is going to DOMINATE and CRUSH her opponent, PorNada. And hell! What’s the deal with that name PorNada! Is it a soup? Some sort of MEXICAN for “help me across the fence!”? RN is going to CRUSH PorNada with none other than Drew Brees throwing 5 TDs, 510 passing yards, and at least 4 souls saved before the 2 minute warning. This has been your Ron Paul Stone Cold Lock of the Century….OF THE WEEK!!!
On a serious note I hope everyone enjoyed the season and comes back again for next year’s action! Also from here on out I will only be covering playoff matches so I hope you enjoyed or at least tolerated my insane, semi-racist recaps and remember to vote Ron Paul 2012…..for an insane, lovecraftian future.
BARN-BURNER OF THE WEEK:
** two hand touch DEF Guns of the Navarone by 2.81 points **
Guns of the Navarone had no chance against two hand touch’s Matt Ryan’s (QB – Atl / 34.10) mighty arm. In a fight that would land two hand touch the #7 seed his quarterback as well as San Diego (DEF – SD / 23.12) would let him eek out a win against #2 seed Guns of the Navarone. GotN would try to play the spoiler with a great game from running-back king Maurice Jones-Drew (RB – Jac / 45.80) while Eli Manning (QB – NYG / 21.60) would grant decent numbers. Both of these teams will be in a re-match next week with two hand touch (7-7) taking on Guns of the Navarone (9-5).
** Ron Paul 4 Lyfe DEF Sobchak Security by 5.13 points **
Two teams would enter the Thunderdome and only one would emerge. In a battle for a playoff spot Ron Paul 4 Lyfe would look towards his defensive players for a win. With high scorers Green Bay (Def – GB / 21.86) and D’Qwell Jackson (LB – Cle / 19.54) leading the way RP4L would take the #5 seed. Sobchak Security would put up great numbers from Shonn Greene (RB – NYJ / 28.10) and Chicago (Def – Chi / 19.22) but would fall short. It was to be noted that both teams had 0.00 Tight End games, weird! Next week Ron Paul 4 Lyfe (7-7) will play The Little Guy (8-5) while Sobchak Security (6-8) has been eliminated from the playoffs.
** Boss Hogg DEF RN to the Rescue by 5.76 points **
Was every playoff locked team sleeping on their laurels or what? Boss Hogg managed to nab the final playoff spot and a #8 seed with Derrick Johnson (LB – KC / 18.50) and Thomas Howard (LB – Cin / 16.50) picking up the slack for the otherwise lukewarm offensive performance. RN to the Rescue despite having Marshawn Lynch (RB – Sea / 24.15) beast mode on the Rams felt the bitter sting of defeat thanks to Mark Ingram’s (RB – NO / 0.00) non-productive game. Next week Boss Hogg (7-7) will play browns backups (10-4) while RN to the Rescue (9-5) will play PorNada (7-7).
** The Little Guy DEF Sex Panther by 10.69 points **
Sadly for Sex Panther, Matt Moore (QB – Mia / 5.55) would become a gibbering toddler after having his brain scrambled against the Eagles this weekend. Despite a great game from LeSean McCoy (RB – Phi / 29.80) Sex Panther would be left to huff his disgusting bits of panther while The Little Guy would lock up the #4 seed for the season. The Little Guy would benefit from Detroit (DEF – Det / 33.94) destroying their division rival the Vikings. Next week The Little Guy (8-6) will play Ron Paul 4 Lyfe (7-7) while Sex Panther (6-8) has been eliminated from the playoffs.
** PorNada DEF Pack-Men by 11.23 points **
Despite Aaron Rodgers (QB –GB / 17.32) having his poorest QBR of the season PorNada would send Pack-Men to a season end while taking the #6 seed. Pack-Men would cheer as Mason Crosby (K – GB / 23.00) had one of his strongest games but unfortunately Jerry Jones would call down to his defensive coach and demand that Dallas (Dal – DEF / -1.30) shit the bed in an epic fashion against the Giants. Next week PorNada (7-7) will play RN to the Rescue (9-5) while Pack-Men (6-8) has been eliminated from the playoffs.
** GrNeGgSnHaM DEF browns backups by 18.55 points **
Even with GrNeGgSnHaM’s past *cough losing* record it would not deter from a exceptional win against the current #1 seed. Bringing the heat for GrNeGgSnHaM was none other than Tony Romo (QB – Dal / 32.52) and Ray Rice (RB – Bal / 25.95) who would bury the competition. browns backups was a bit on the deflated side with Greg Jennings (WR – GB / 1.50) failing to put the team on his back while Carson Palmer (QB – Oak / 8.40) showing he was worthy of a 1st and 2nd round pick this year. Despite the great game GrNeGgSnHaM (4-10) has seen the end of the year while browns backups (10-4) will play Boss Hogg (7-7).
ASS-KICKING OF THE WEEK:
** Wildcats Rule DEF Mad Max’s Mama by 40.38 points **
Playing the spoiler Wildcats Rule was quoted as saying “If I can’t be in the playoffs well SCREWWWWW YOUUUUUU” and proved his point by dragging Mad Max’s Mama out of playoff contention. Wildcats Rule had an awesome showing from his defensive staff with 3 players hitting and surpassing the 20 point mark- Stephen Tulloch (LB – Det / 20.00), D.J. Williams (LB – Den / 21.50), and James Anderson (LB – Car / 24.00). Mad Max's Mama fought valiantly but fell short despite Ben Roethlisberger (QB – Pit / 17.20) and Philadelphia (DEF – Phi / 23.58) having great games. Next week neither team will play in the playoffs as they decided on a Rocky III style finish, knocking each other out at the end.
RON PAUL’S Stone Cold Lock of the Century of the Week:
I don’t know much about politics but I do know that RN to the Rescue is going to DOMINATE and CRUSH her opponent, PorNada. And hell! What’s the deal with that name PorNada! Is it a soup? Some sort of MEXICAN for “help me across the fence!”? RN is going to CRUSH PorNada with none other than Drew Brees throwing 5 TDs, 510 passing yards, and at least 4 souls saved before the 2 minute warning. This has been your Ron Paul Stone Cold Lock of the Century….OF THE WEEK!!!
On a serious note I hope everyone enjoyed the season and comes back again for next year’s action! Also from here on out I will only be covering playoff matches so I hope you enjoyed or at least tolerated my insane, semi-racist recaps and remember to vote Ron Paul 2012…..for an insane, lovecraftian future.
Wednesday, December 7, 2011
Season 2011 Week 13 Recap
One week to go and it’s going to be a good one! With only 3 out of 8 positions still locked up the playoff scenario could change in a heartbeat. As of this review we have one 7-6 team and a massive EIGHT teams running with a 6-7 record riding on the playoff bubble. So make sure you’re not starting an IRed player or benching someone on a hotstreak. I hope for those who might be seeing an end to their season next weekend that they had a great time and come back next year to raise hell and shake the very foundations of this noble sport of Fantasy Football.
BARN-BURNER OF THE WEEK:
** Ron Paul 4 Lyfe DEF Guns of the Navarone by 5.06 points **
In a must win game for Ron Paul 4 Lyfe’s playoff hopes everything would ride on the back a player RP4L has routinely barred as bad, Percy Harvin (WR – Min / 25.25). Guns of the Navarone certainly didn’t lie down with great games from both Maurice Jones-Drew (RB – Jac / 26.90) and Rashard Menderhall (RB – Pit / 23.00). Next week in the stunning conclusion to a crazy season Ron Paul 4 Lyfe (6-7) will seek a playoff berth from Sobchak Security (6-7) while Guns of the Navarone (9-4) will try to play the spoiler to two hand touch (6-7).
** Pack-Men DEF two hand touch by 7.55 points **
In a very up-down game both players saw key players exceed the 20 point mark while having numerous players in the single digit category. Pack-Men’s RB squad led the way with Reggie Bush (RB – Oak / 22.00) and Beanie Wells (RB – Ari / 19.90). two hand touch’s Arian Foster (RB – Hou / 29.85) would be the only stand out player on the team. Next week both teams will be fighting for a playoff spot with Pack-Men (6-7) playing PorNada (6-7) while two hand touch (6-7) will play Guns of the Navarone (9-4).
** PorNada DEF Wildcats Rule by 15.13 points **
PorNada would continue his playoff hopes with a great win over Wildcats Rule. Despite a poor performance from Jacoby Jones (WR – Hou / 0.20) PorNada would once again be granted a win by none other then Aaron Rodgers (QB – GB / 35.78). Wildcats Rule would go down fighting with excellent games from Chris Johnson (RB – Ten / 31.60) and Tom Brady (QB – NE / 22.53). Next week will again bring playoff implications with PorNada (6-7) will play Pack-Men (6-7) while Wildcats Rule (5-8) will play Mad Max’s mama (6-7).
** browns backups DEF The Little Guy by 21.39 points **
So who is the better rookie QB this year? You have whatshisname from Denver and then there is the one and only Cam Newton (QB – Car / 40.58) who although led The Little Guy's, as well as the league, in points failed to deliver the win for The Little Guy. In addition browns backups' David Hawthorne (LB - Sea / 22.58) would also try to loft The Little Guy to a win but would fall short. browns backups would look to his defense for top points gainers, Curtis Lofton (LB – Atl / 19.50) and Baltimore (Def – Bal / 19.12). Next week browns backups (10-3) will continue to defend his league champion position from GrNeGgSnHaM (3-10) while The Little Guy (7-6) will attempt to seal his playoff position against Sex Panther (6-7).
** RN to the Rescue DEF Sobchak Security by 24.39 points **
This has certainly been the week of high points earners and in this matchup both owners reaped the benefits. RN to the Rescue’s Marshawn Lynch (RB – Sea / 30.40) hit “beef moe”, less commonly referred to as “beast mode” and tore down the Eagles defense while Sobchak Security’s Shonn Greene (RB – NYJ / 35.45) tried to pick up the slack for an otherwise lacking team effort. Next week RN to the Rescue (9-4) will play Boss Hogg (6-7) while Sobchak Security (6-7) will attempt to play the spoiler to Ron Paul 4 Lyfe (6-7).
** Sex Panther DEF Boss Hogg by 56.09 points **
In a boring and disappointing win for Sex Panther his team barely pulled out a win over Boss Hogg. Sadly Boss Hogg's LaRon Landry (S – Was / 0.00) and Pierre Thomas (RB – NO / 2.55) would prove to be his downfall. On the other hand Sex Panther's LeSean McCoy (RB – Phi / 28.15) and Roy Helu (Rb –Was / 23.60) tried their hardest to serve the great satan and succeeded. Next week Sex Panther (6-7) continues to struggle for a playoff bid against The Little Guy (7-6) while Boss Hogg (6-7) clings to hope against RN to the Rescue (9-4).
ASS-KICKING OF THE WEEK:
** GrNeGgSnHaM DEF Mad Max’s Mama by 64.38 points **
Deciding to use the pent-up frustration of a season lacking in wins GrNeGgSnHaM would not go out quietly in the night, would not vanish without a fight. Powered by a Ray Rice (Rb – Bal / 31.70) and Rob Gronkowski (TE – NE / 23.05) destructive duo GrNeGgSnHaM would win the day. Mad Max’s Mama try her best but only Ben Roethlisberger (QB – Pit / 17.02) and Jon McGraw (S – KC / 10.00) would exceed the double digit threshold. Next week GrNeGgSnHaM (3-10) will play browns backups (10-3) while Mad Max’s Mama (6-7) will try to nab a playoff berth against Wildcats Rule (5-8).
RON PAUL’S GOLD STANDARD MVP OF THE WEEK:
This week’s RPGSMVPOTW goes to none other than Cam Newton (QB – Car / 40.58) who would continue his bid for the rookie player of the season. Despite being a quarterback by trade Newton rushed for 3 touchdowns and showed that he is a better Michael Vick then Vick is! We salute you Cam Newton and your ongoing fight to defeat the 1%, Tim Tebow.
BARN-BURNER OF THE WEEK:
** Ron Paul 4 Lyfe DEF Guns of the Navarone by 5.06 points **
In a must win game for Ron Paul 4 Lyfe’s playoff hopes everything would ride on the back a player RP4L has routinely barred as bad, Percy Harvin (WR – Min / 25.25). Guns of the Navarone certainly didn’t lie down with great games from both Maurice Jones-Drew (RB – Jac / 26.90) and Rashard Menderhall (RB – Pit / 23.00). Next week in the stunning conclusion to a crazy season Ron Paul 4 Lyfe (6-7) will seek a playoff berth from Sobchak Security (6-7) while Guns of the Navarone (9-4) will try to play the spoiler to two hand touch (6-7).
** Pack-Men DEF two hand touch by 7.55 points **
In a very up-down game both players saw key players exceed the 20 point mark while having numerous players in the single digit category. Pack-Men’s RB squad led the way with Reggie Bush (RB – Oak / 22.00) and Beanie Wells (RB – Ari / 19.90). two hand touch’s Arian Foster (RB – Hou / 29.85) would be the only stand out player on the team. Next week both teams will be fighting for a playoff spot with Pack-Men (6-7) playing PorNada (6-7) while two hand touch (6-7) will play Guns of the Navarone (9-4).
** PorNada DEF Wildcats Rule by 15.13 points **
PorNada would continue his playoff hopes with a great win over Wildcats Rule. Despite a poor performance from Jacoby Jones (WR – Hou / 0.20) PorNada would once again be granted a win by none other then Aaron Rodgers (QB – GB / 35.78). Wildcats Rule would go down fighting with excellent games from Chris Johnson (RB – Ten / 31.60) and Tom Brady (QB – NE / 22.53). Next week will again bring playoff implications with PorNada (6-7) will play Pack-Men (6-7) while Wildcats Rule (5-8) will play Mad Max’s mama (6-7).
** browns backups DEF The Little Guy by 21.39 points **
So who is the better rookie QB this year? You have whatshisname from Denver and then there is the one and only Cam Newton (QB – Car / 40.58) who although led The Little Guy's, as well as the league, in points failed to deliver the win for The Little Guy. In addition browns backups' David Hawthorne (LB - Sea / 22.58) would also try to loft The Little Guy to a win but would fall short. browns backups would look to his defense for top points gainers, Curtis Lofton (LB – Atl / 19.50) and Baltimore (Def – Bal / 19.12). Next week browns backups (10-3) will continue to defend his league champion position from GrNeGgSnHaM (3-10) while The Little Guy (7-6) will attempt to seal his playoff position against Sex Panther (6-7).
** RN to the Rescue DEF Sobchak Security by 24.39 points **
This has certainly been the week of high points earners and in this matchup both owners reaped the benefits. RN to the Rescue’s Marshawn Lynch (RB – Sea / 30.40) hit “beef moe”, less commonly referred to as “beast mode” and tore down the Eagles defense while Sobchak Security’s Shonn Greene (RB – NYJ / 35.45) tried to pick up the slack for an otherwise lacking team effort. Next week RN to the Rescue (9-4) will play Boss Hogg (6-7) while Sobchak Security (6-7) will attempt to play the spoiler to Ron Paul 4 Lyfe (6-7).
** Sex Panther DEF Boss Hogg by 56.09 points **
In a boring and disappointing win for Sex Panther his team barely pulled out a win over Boss Hogg. Sadly Boss Hogg's LaRon Landry (S – Was / 0.00) and Pierre Thomas (RB – NO / 2.55) would prove to be his downfall. On the other hand Sex Panther's LeSean McCoy (RB – Phi / 28.15) and Roy Helu (Rb –Was / 23.60) tried their hardest to serve the great satan and succeeded. Next week Sex Panther (6-7) continues to struggle for a playoff bid against The Little Guy (7-6) while Boss Hogg (6-7) clings to hope against RN to the Rescue (9-4).
ASS-KICKING OF THE WEEK:
** GrNeGgSnHaM DEF Mad Max’s Mama by 64.38 points **
Deciding to use the pent-up frustration of a season lacking in wins GrNeGgSnHaM would not go out quietly in the night, would not vanish without a fight. Powered by a Ray Rice (Rb – Bal / 31.70) and Rob Gronkowski (TE – NE / 23.05) destructive duo GrNeGgSnHaM would win the day. Mad Max’s Mama try her best but only Ben Roethlisberger (QB – Pit / 17.02) and Jon McGraw (S – KC / 10.00) would exceed the double digit threshold. Next week GrNeGgSnHaM (3-10) will play browns backups (10-3) while Mad Max’s Mama (6-7) will try to nab a playoff berth against Wildcats Rule (5-8).
RON PAUL’S GOLD STANDARD MVP OF THE WEEK:
This week’s RPGSMVPOTW goes to none other than Cam Newton (QB – Car / 40.58) who would continue his bid for the rookie player of the season. Despite being a quarterback by trade Newton rushed for 3 touchdowns and showed that he is a better Michael Vick then Vick is! We salute you Cam Newton and your ongoing fight to defeat the 1%, Tim Tebow.
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