One week to go and it’s going to be a good one! With only 3 out of 8 positions still locked up the playoff scenario could change in a heartbeat. As of this review we have one 7-6 team and a massive EIGHT teams running with a 6-7 record riding on the playoff bubble. So make sure you’re not starting an IRed player or benching someone on a hotstreak. I hope for those who might be seeing an end to their season next weekend that they had a great time and come back next year to raise hell and shake the very foundations of this noble sport of Fantasy Football.
BARN-BURNER OF THE WEEK:
** Ron Paul 4 Lyfe DEF Guns of the Navarone by 5.06 points **
In a must win game for Ron Paul 4 Lyfe’s playoff hopes everything would ride on the back a player RP4L has routinely barred as bad, Percy Harvin (WR – Min / 25.25). Guns of the Navarone certainly didn’t lie down with great games from both Maurice Jones-Drew (RB – Jac / 26.90) and Rashard Menderhall (RB – Pit / 23.00). Next week in the stunning conclusion to a crazy season Ron Paul 4 Lyfe (6-7) will seek a playoff berth from Sobchak Security (6-7) while Guns of the Navarone (9-4) will try to play the spoiler to two hand touch (6-7).
** Pack-Men DEF two hand touch by 7.55 points **
In a very up-down game both players saw key players exceed the 20 point mark while having numerous players in the single digit category. Pack-Men’s RB squad led the way with Reggie Bush (RB – Oak / 22.00) and Beanie Wells (RB – Ari / 19.90). two hand touch’s Arian Foster (RB – Hou / 29.85) would be the only stand out player on the team. Next week both teams will be fighting for a playoff spot with Pack-Men (6-7) playing PorNada (6-7) while two hand touch (6-7) will play Guns of the Navarone (9-4).
** PorNada DEF Wildcats Rule by 15.13 points **
PorNada would continue his playoff hopes with a great win over Wildcats Rule. Despite a poor performance from Jacoby Jones (WR – Hou / 0.20) PorNada would once again be granted a win by none other then Aaron Rodgers (QB – GB / 35.78). Wildcats Rule would go down fighting with excellent games from Chris Johnson (RB – Ten / 31.60) and Tom Brady (QB – NE / 22.53). Next week will again bring playoff implications with PorNada (6-7) will play Pack-Men (6-7) while Wildcats Rule (5-8) will play Mad Max’s mama (6-7).
** browns backups DEF The Little Guy by 21.39 points **
So who is the better rookie QB this year? You have whatshisname from Denver and then there is the one and only Cam Newton (QB – Car / 40.58) who although led The Little Guy's, as well as the league, in points failed to deliver the win for The Little Guy. In addition browns backups' David Hawthorne (LB - Sea / 22.58) would also try to loft The Little Guy to a win but would fall short. browns backups would look to his defense for top points gainers, Curtis Lofton (LB – Atl / 19.50) and Baltimore (Def – Bal / 19.12). Next week browns backups (10-3) will continue to defend his league champion position from GrNeGgSnHaM (3-10) while The Little Guy (7-6) will attempt to seal his playoff position against Sex Panther (6-7).
** RN to the Rescue DEF Sobchak Security by 24.39 points **
This has certainly been the week of high points earners and in this matchup both owners reaped the benefits. RN to the Rescue’s Marshawn Lynch (RB – Sea / 30.40) hit “beef moe”, less commonly referred to as “beast mode” and tore down the Eagles defense while Sobchak Security’s Shonn Greene (RB – NYJ / 35.45) tried to pick up the slack for an otherwise lacking team effort. Next week RN to the Rescue (9-4) will play Boss Hogg (6-7) while Sobchak Security (6-7) will attempt to play the spoiler to Ron Paul 4 Lyfe (6-7).
** Sex Panther DEF Boss Hogg by 56.09 points **
In a boring and disappointing win for Sex Panther his team barely pulled out a win over Boss Hogg. Sadly Boss Hogg's LaRon Landry (S – Was / 0.00) and Pierre Thomas (RB – NO / 2.55) would prove to be his downfall. On the other hand Sex Panther's LeSean McCoy (RB – Phi / 28.15) and Roy Helu (Rb –Was / 23.60) tried their hardest to serve the great satan and succeeded. Next week Sex Panther (6-7) continues to struggle for a playoff bid against The Little Guy (7-6) while Boss Hogg (6-7) clings to hope against RN to the Rescue (9-4).
ASS-KICKING OF THE WEEK:
** GrNeGgSnHaM DEF Mad Max’s Mama by 64.38 points **
Deciding to use the pent-up frustration of a season lacking in wins GrNeGgSnHaM would not go out quietly in the night, would not vanish without a fight. Powered by a Ray Rice (Rb – Bal / 31.70) and Rob Gronkowski (TE – NE / 23.05) destructive duo GrNeGgSnHaM would win the day. Mad Max’s Mama try her best but only Ben Roethlisberger (QB – Pit / 17.02) and Jon McGraw (S – KC / 10.00) would exceed the double digit threshold. Next week GrNeGgSnHaM (3-10) will play browns backups (10-3) while Mad Max’s Mama (6-7) will try to nab a playoff berth against Wildcats Rule (5-8).
RON PAUL’S GOLD STANDARD MVP OF THE WEEK:
This week’s RPGSMVPOTW goes to none other than Cam Newton (QB – Car / 40.58) who would continue his bid for the rookie player of the season. Despite being a quarterback by trade Newton rushed for 3 touchdowns and showed that he is a better Michael Vick then Vick is! We salute you Cam Newton and your ongoing fight to defeat the 1%, Tim Tebow.
