Thursday, December 29, 2011

Season 2011 Playoff Week 2 Recap

With this round over our championship game has been decided! Who will take the crowning victory from this season and be deemed WORLD CHAMPION of fantasy football.

BARN-BURNER OF THE WEEK:
** RN to the Rescue DEF Ron Paul 4 Lyfe by 28.22 points **
Drew Brees (QB – NO / 29.39) is a sonofabitch and would once again lead RN to the Rescue to another playoff victory. Marshawn Lynch (RB – Sea / 23.55) would have a surprisingly great game against the vaunted 49er’s run defense. Ron Paul 4 Lyfe would leave deflated and demoralized after Ryan Fitzpatrick (QB – Buf / 8.02) and Dan Bailey (K – Dal / 1.00) would have turds of a game. Next week RN to the Rescue (9-5 Reg, 2-0 Playoff) will play in the championship matchup against Guns of the Navarone (9-5 Reg, 2-0 Playoff) while Ron Paul 4 Lyfe (7-7 Reg, 1-1 Playoff) will ride off into the sunset after being eliminated from the playoffs

** Guns of the Navarone DEF boss hogg by 11.06 points **
In this matchup neither team would roll over and die with a combined 16 players between the two teams scoring in the double digits. Guns of the Navarone would have his strongest games from both Maurice Jones-Drew (RB – Jac / 25.70) and Rashard Menderhall (RB – Pit / 22.80), cementing in this writer's opinion that this was the year of the running back in fantasy football. Boss Hogg would come out strong with Kahlil Bell (RB – Chi / 23.45) but was left with the bitter taste of disappointment from Nick Folk (K – NYJ / 1.00). Next week Guns of the Navarone (9-5 Reg, 2-0 Playoff) will fight to reclaim his league in the championship match against RN to the Rescue (9-5 Reg, 2-0 Playoff) while Boss Hogg (7-7 Reg, 1-1 Playoff) has been eliminated from the playoffs.

Next week in the most exciting, infuriating, and interesting matchup of the year two teams will fight for their right to be supreme champion! Will Jeff’s Eli “five-head” Manning be able to take on Megan’s Drew “The Dirty South” Brees? Our Madden 2012 simulator is predicting a blood bath of epic proportions! With all games being played on Sunday this week keep yourselves glued to the StatTracker while nursing that New Year’s hangover.