I apologize for the lateness and lack of fullness in this recap. It has been an interesting week at work. We will return to our regularly scheduled broadcast next week!
BARN-BURNER OF THE WEEK:
** Wildcats Rule DEF Guns of the Navarone by 10.25 points **
Wildcats Rule’s Cincinnati (Def – Cin / 22.80) and Paul Posluszny (LB – Jac / 20.50) brought another defensive win against Guns of the Navarone’s lackluster Lance Moore (WR – NO / 2.80) and Ryan Longwell (K – Min / 4.00). Next week Wildcats Rule (2-4) will play GrNeGgSnHaM (1-5) while Guns of the Navarone (4-2) will play The Little Guy (4-2).
** Boss Hogg DEF The Little Guy by 10.41 points **
Boss Hogg’s Darren McFadden (RB – Oak / 22.40) and Danieal Manning (S – Hou / 16.02) helped to cement a victory over The Little Guy’s Jay Cutler (QB – Chi / 18.94) and David Akers (K – SF / 19.00). Next week Boss Hogg (3-3) will play PorNada (2-4) while The Little Guy (4-2) will play Guns of the Navarone (4-2).
** RN to the Rescue DEF two hand touch by 12.89 points **
Although RN to the Rescue didn’t have any blowout players- Drew Brees (QB – NO / 13.11), Earnest Graham (RB – TB / 15.55) at least she didn’t have anyone on the bye. two hand touch’s Patrick Peterson (CB – Ari / 0.00) was probably sleeping in that Sunday and didn’t care very much about two hand touch winning. Next week RN to the Rescue (3-3) will play Pack-Men (3-3) while two hand touch (3-3) will play Ron Paul 4 Lyfe (3-3).
** Mad Max’s Mama DEF Ron Paul 4 Lyfe by 13.48 points **
It would be Ahmad Bradshaw’s (RB – NYG / 38.00) day for Mad Max’s Mama and would help offset her relatively subdued team. Ron Paul 4 Lyfe would continue to smash his head into a wall thanks to his terrible WR play with Percy Harvin (WR – Min / 7.36) and David Nelson (WR – Buf / 4.10) sucking it up like usual. Next week Mad Max’s Mama (3-3) will play Sobchak Security (2-4) while Ron Paul 4 Lyfe (3-3) will play two hand touch (3-3).
** Sex Panther DEF Pack-Men by 19.26 points **
Sex Panther’s Rashard Menderhall (RB – Pit / 24.80) and Josh Freeman (QB – TB / 22.51) would overcome Pack-Men’s deadly WR duo of DeSean Jackson (WR – Phi / 3.05) and Michael Crabtree (WR – SF / 6.10). Next week Sex Panther (3-3) will play browns backups (6-0) while Pack-Men (3-3) will play RN to the Rescue (3-3).
** browns backups DEF Sobchak Security by 30.88 points **
browns backups is going to grind your bones to make his bread with such players as Michael Turner (RB – Atl / 33.10) and Sean Lee (LB – Dal / 20.24). Unfortunately for Sobchak Security 3 of his players were on bye- Philip Rivers (QB – SD / 0.00), Jared Cook (TE – Ten / 0.00), and Steven Hauschka (K – Sea / 0.00). Next week browns backups (6-0) continues his domination against Sex Panther (3-3) while Sobchak Security (2-4) will play Mad Max’s Mama (3-3).
ASS-KICKING OF THE WEEK:
** PorNada DEF GrNeGgSnHaM by 40.20 points **
PorNada made a statement that he was not dead in the league with a very strong game from Aaron Rodgers (QB – GB / 28.37), Devin Hester (WR – Chi / 22.48), and New York (Def – NYJ / 26.54). GrNeGgSnHaM did not even have a chance with such poor play from Victor Cruz (WR – NYG / 1.10) and New Orleans (Def – NO / 1.18). Next week PorNada (2-4) will play Boss Hogg (3-3) while GrNeGgSnHaM (1-5) will play Wildcats Rule (2-4).
RON PAUL’S GOLD STANDARD MVP OF THE WEEK:
This week’s RPGSMVPOTW goes to…everyone! Ron Paul is feeling generous today.
Again sorry for the short, to the point, recaps but we will be back to the normal style next week assuming I don’t have to calibrate every little piece of lab equipment I have down here.
