Don’t forget kids! This week is the start of Thursday night football! So make sure you load up on plenty of San Diego and Raiders players….trust me!
BARN-BURNER OF THE WEEK:
** browns backups DEF Ron Paul 4 Lyfe by 3.87 points **
It was another tough loss for RP4L but there was hope….hope in the fact that maybe his team isn’t as bad as he once thought. Despite strong games for RP4L’s Matt Hasselbeck (QB – Ten / 20.99) and Darren Sproles (RB – NO / 17.08) browns backups would eek out the win with Mike Tolbert (RB – SD / 23.60) and David Akers (K – SF / 23.00). Should have started that Green Bay defense Steve! Next week browns backups (8-1) will play Mad Max’s Mama (4-5) while Ron Paul 4 Lyfe (3-6) will play Wildcats Rule (5-4).
** Mad Max’s Mama DEF The Little Guy by 7.28 points **
So despite both teams having 0.00 earning wide recievers, Mad Max’s Mama pulled off the win against a mediocre The Little Guy showing. Mad Max’s Mama may have had a windfall from Patrick Willis (LB – SF / 27.50) who continues to impress as a prime points generator. The Little Guy's top scorer this week was Neil Rackers (K – Hou / 19.50) who may be one of the most consistent kickers in the league. Next week Mad Max’s Mama (4-5) will play browns backups (8-1) while The Little Guy (5-4) will play GrNeGgSnHaM (1-8).
** Wildcats Rule DEF Sobchak Security by 19.33 points **
Not even the heavenly disciple, Tim Tebow (QB – Den / 27.38) could save Sobchak Security from this defeat. Wildcats Rule would rely on his RB squad, Steven Jackson (RB – StL / 21.85) and Chris Johnson (RB – Ten / 13.50), to lead him to victory this week. Aside from Tebow, Sobchak only saw a decent game from Shonn Greene (RB – NYJ / 13.30). Next week Wildcats Rule (5-4) will play Ron Paul 4 Lyfe (3-6) while Sobchak Security (4-5) will play Pack-Men (4-5).
** two hand touch DEF Sex Panther by 25.26 points **
It would be a battle of the cripples between these two team’s defenses. two hand touch’s Kansas City (Def – KC / 0.90) could simply not out-retard Sex Panther’s Oakland (Def – Oak / 0.04) this week. two hand touch’s Arian Foster (RB – Hou / 25.75) would again prove instrumental in this win. Sex Panther’s LeSean McCoy (RB – Phi / 21.10) could just not pick up the slack. Next week two hand touch (5-4) will play PorNada (3-6) while Sex Panther (4-5) will play RN to the Rescue (5-4).
** Guns of the Navarone DEF GrNeGgSnHaM by 27.98 points **
GrNeGgSnHaM could have had this one if his entire defensive team had not generated a whole 13.00 points! GotN coasted on a strong game from Vincent Jackson (WR – SD / 26.80) while Eli Manning (QB – NYG / 19.05) continued to be the superior Manning. GrNeGgSnHaM had strong games from Tony Romo (QB – Dal / 21.63) and Ray Rice (RB – Bal / 20.55) but again with the poor play from his defensive squad it would have been surprising to see a win. Next week Guns of the Navarone (7-2) will play Boss Hogg (5-4) while GrNeGgSnHaM (1-8) will play The Little Guy (5-4).
** RN to the Rescue DEF PorNada by 28.90 points **
One would think that starting a QB like Aaron Rodgers (QB – GB / 37.64) would lead to an instant victory, not so this time. Despite a strong QB showing PorNada felt the dagger when his WR corp of Deion Branch (WR – NE / 1.55) and Devin Hester (WR – Chi / 1.83) failed to produce. RN to the Rescue was gifted with great games from Marshawn Lynch (RB – Sea / 24.90) and Arizona (Def – Ari / 27.00). Next week RN to the Rescue (5-4) will play Sex Panther (4-5) while PorNada (3-6) will play two hand touch (5-4).
ASS-KICKING OF THE WEEK:
** Boss Hogg DEF Pack-Men by 29.57 points **
Despite one writer’s opinion *ahmm* Pack-Men decided to stick it out with a now crippled Dallas Clark (TE – Ind / 1.55), DROP HIM drop him DROP HIM drop him DROP HIM! In this AKOTW Boss Hogg put another victory under his belt with strong games from DeMarco Murray (RB – Dal / 21.30) and Jay Cutler (QB – Chi / 18.46 / 5.8% A1C). Pack-Men could not get a bipolar Michael Vick (QB – Phi / 10.06) to produce him enough points for a win. Next week Boss Hogg (5-4) will play Guns of the Navarone (7-2) while Pack-Men (4-5) will play Sobchak Security (4-5).
RON PAUL’S GOLD STANDARD MVP OF THE WEEK:
This week’s RPGSMVPOTW should go to Aaron Rodgers (QB – GB / 37.64) but he’s one to share the wealth so it looks like it’s going to Willis McGahee (RB – Den / 30.15) who PorNada unfortunately subbed out for Ryan Torain (RB – Was / 1.20)….ouch! McGahee, despite a nagging hand injury, showed off his “can-do” attitude and showed that he didn’t need a hand-out, a true boot-straps kind of guy!
