BARN-BURNER OF THE WEEK:
** Wildcats Rule DEF The Little Guy by 2.29 points **
Kyle's motley crew (not the band) almost pulled this one off - Cam Newton (QB - Car / 25.15) had another great game and LeGarrette Blount (RB - TB / 20.90) had a strong performance against a stingy Green Bay Defense:
But it was all for naught - Wildcats Rule won (somehow) thanks to relatively consistent performances from his squad. Or something.
** GrNeGgSnHaM DEF Sex Panther by 3.18 points **
Sex Panther could do no wrong this week - he beat his projected points by a dozen and was the recipient of a nearly 150-point game against a team with only one victory. It's in the bag, right?
Nope! Samantha notched up her second win of the season and dealt a nearly fatal blow to John's playoff hopes with a score that exceeded projections by almost 30 points. Sam is looking to play the spoiler here, so teams better watch out!
** Por Nada DEF Mad Max's Mama by 7.09 points **
Fresh off of her upset victory over Brown's Backups, Mad Max's Mama promptly shat the bed against division rival Por Nada.
It appears that Tom Brady forgot about Welkah as Wes Welker (WR - NE / 1.60) pretty much sucked this week. Kerri claims that she should have won, but couldn't really back it up.
** Two Hand Touch DEF Brown's Backups by 11.83 points **
I think this is probably how Josh feels right about now:
But truthfully this game was a low-scoring affair. Ultimately Rex's squad put it all back together.
** RN to the Rescue DEF Ron Paul 4 Lyfe by 20.10 points **
RN to the Rescue continued her three-game winning streak by shellacking Ron Paul (despite the fact that he scored over 150 points!).
With that, a perennial league powerhouse has his playoff hopes dimmed a little further. But there's always next year, Steve - and you can always look to play the spoiler!
** Guns of the Navarone DEF Pack Men by 23.00 points **
Beat *me* in Madden in my own house, why doncha... It was a good game, my friend. Until next time!
ASS-KICKING OF THE WEEK:
** Boss Hogg DEF Sobchak Security by 79.08 points **
Good lord, what an ass-kicking.
Well, that's all I got kids. It's bedtime and I'm lazy. Be happy for what you get!
One more, just because I think it's funny:
Good night!
